Thursday, June 24, 2010

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GOIN UINNE Cupp DE WORD! (DAY 494)



We left the World Cup, and this' how much. Players
embarrassing worst performance ever, physical condition and mental indefinable, 1-1 with New Zealand, 2-3 against Slovakia.
never seen a worse world. Vuvuzelas included.
Anyway, I'm not here to insult the blues, that are already 'newspapers, the politicians (too embarrassing) and social networks, with my friends who have the ability' to make me more diabolical 'tragic performance of blue.

I wanted to talk a bit 'of the atmosphere that exists here in Australia.
Last World 'was magical, an unexpected victory, celebrated in the summer, with my old friends, to shoot in the Italian flag with scooter, after beating Germany (for us of Lake Garda, gold!) and France.
Expectations were high, the desire to cheer Italy and abroad great .... and it is!
As I anticipated in the previous blog, and Sydney 'was one of six cities' in the world to host the FIFA Fan Fest, an event "you can not miss" with three large screens on the water in the bay of Darling Harbour, a of the most 'beautiful city'.
I saw them 'only a game, the one against New Zealand: Paraguayans celebrated, beautiful women, Brazilian-equipped with band and dancing girls, smiling, Slovak very nice. Then
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Then the Italians.
I was embarrassed.
They started with an "unemployment has given you a fine trade, craft m **** a, policeman!": .....
Hymn of 'Italy sang, part anthem kiwi: boos and insults.
What then, if you knew that the kiwi, the symbol of New Zealand, not 'the result would not be bad, but maybe' too much to ask. Take the first goal
e. .. FUCK KIWI KIWI.
But how? Poor things, they do not know how to play football, you lose 'cause you're a team objectively outrageous and insulting opponents. The top is
and 'got to the thirtieth when a girl, probably in Rome, standing began to shout: "aoooooo! But you're sitting down!' A game if you look en foot! 'A Barozzi! Paaaa national if it has to be 'all diamoooo on bbona en feet. "
Standing ovation.
Until, a moment of silence, he's' out with a "aoooooo, ui ar gonna uinne de cuppeeeee word. 'Idol
unchallenged.
Not counting the clichés about the players.
At the end of the game, I did not know if I was more' disgusted by the players or the Italians in Darling Harbour. embarrassing. And then we complain for the average Italian.

Chapter Australians: they took a good blow after the 4-0 with Germany, have recovered well, risking their qualification. We assume that they still talk about the rigor and Grosso, whenever see an Italian, they make up such a head dive into that area.
Some say that not only had dipped, but that was not in the penalty area.
The memories of the red to Materazzi, are able to tell you that not only was red, but it was also rigor.
short, still gnaws at him!
They complained to the two expulsions this year, not knowing what the rules are nemneno. "It was his hand, but it was not rigorous! Nor red card ... But daaaai!
Tim Cahill, their best player 'strong and present in all advertising' in Oceania, and 'was ejected in the first match with a loss of image pesantuccio enough for companies interested ... but they are so!
They live in their world, made up of rugby cricket and surfing, which bring out the football only once every four years.
They had a great fear of making the fewest points in New Zealand, were ashamed to own the last game!
In short, the whole world 'country.
And this morning, took enormous your ass from everyone, including people who do not greet ever.
vabbe E ', we are sports, go!
Now, out of Italy and Australia, this world has lost a little 'flavor ... how sad!
simpatizzero not 'no, but maybe England (...) tifero' against big.
Ah, Argentina did not win, segnatevelo! : D Albe

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